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PREFACE
There have been moments in history when a certain man or woman revealed a part of God’s master plan in the form of a manifesto.
In these rare cases, the revelations have changed the lives of all humankind, or maybe just an entire continent, or most of Manhattan.
My admiration for President Donald J. Trump rises to that of the revered Chairman Mao Tse-Tung, the esteemed leader of the People’s Liberation Army, who transformed a vast nation of billions of only-childs into a near state of bliss that infected the entire world.
I have therefore endeavored to prepare a companion manifesto, using the words of President Trump, to add voice, both in Russian and English, to the deplorable warriors of the Alt-Right Army and their comrades in Russia, so that they may carry in their pocket, a Little Orange Book, comparable to the one the Red Army comrades carried with them in the days of the first people’s revolution.
Slowly the hair dries.
NOTE: The words immediately following each chapter heading, [in brackets], are directly from the Little Red Book itself!
Предисловие
В истории были моменты, когда определенный мужчина или женщина раскрывали часть Божьего генерального плана в форме манифеста.
В этих редких случаях откровения изменили жизнь всего человечества, или, может быть, всего целого континента или большей части Манхэттена.
Я восхищаюсь президентом Дональдом Дж. Трампом и восхищаюсь уважаемым председателем Мао Цзэдуном, уважаемым лидером Народно-освободительной армии, который превратил огромную нацию, состоящую из миллиардов единственных
детей, в состояние блаженства, которое заразило все Мир.
Поэтому я попытался подготовить сопутствующий манифест, используя слова президента Трампа, чтобы добавить голос, как на русском, так и на английском языке, плачевным воинам Альт-Правой Армии и их товарищам в России, чтобы они могли нести в карман, Маленькая оранжевая книга, сравнимая с той, которую носили с собой товарищи Красной Армии в дни первой народной революции.
Медленно волосы сохнут.
ПРИМЕЧАНИЕ. Слова, следующие сразу за заголовком каждой главы [в скобках], взяты непосредственно из Красной книги!
COMMON SENSE
PERHAPS the sentiments contained in the following pages, are not yet sufficiently fashionable to procure them general favour; a long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right, and raises at first a formidable outcry in defence of custom. But the tumult soon subsides. Time makes more converts than reason…
The wise, and the worthy, need not the triumph of a pamphlet; and those whose sentiments are injudicious, or unfriendly, will cease of themselves unless too much pains are bestowed upon their conversion.
THOMAS PAINE
p.s. Society is produced by our wants, and government by our wickedness.
ZDRAVYY SMYSL
«Vozmozhno, chuvstva, soderzhashchiyesya na sleduyushchikh stranitsakh, yeshche nedostatochno modny, chtoby obespechit’ im obshchuyu pol’zu; dolgaya privychka ne dumat’ o chem-to nepravil’no, na pervyy vzglyad eto kazhetsya pravil’nym, i vnachale vyzyvayet ogromnyy protest v zashchitu obychayev. No shum skoro utikhnet. Vremya delayet bol’she obrashchennykh, chem razum …
«Mudrym i dostoynym ne nuzhno triumfa broshyury; i te, ch’i chuvstva nespravedlivy ili nedruzhelyubny, prekratyat sebya, yesli ikh obrashcheniye ne prineset slishkom mnogo boli.
TOMAS PEYN
postskriptum Obshchestvo sozdayetsya nashimi zhelaniyami, a pravitel’stvo – nashimi zlodeyaniyami.
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